Europa Universalis 5

my cursor, gods will. 

Done! Thank you random stranger on the internet 😘

Restart steam bro.

“This item is not yet available” i cry

You have to hit "Exit Steam" to properly refresh!

Adios!

I am downloading the game lol fk me

restart steam

10 seconds more?

Glad to have had you all here! Go have fun!

I CANT START GAME

ITS HERE

LESGOOOOO IM BEATING MY CHILD

Can you believe it guys? Europa Universalis 5, IS HERE BITCH

IT'S OUT 

Lets gooooooo!

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thank you bizzel, have a nice and successful conquests!

released

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I'll see you all on the other side of the plague...

It's joever. I am the ULTIMATE JOHN UNIVERSALIS

30 secs guys

25

Those who share a common desire, we shall be ambitious and build a majestic empire!

30 seconds

30 sec

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1 minute guys ;))

67 seconds

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I am not a Turk but I will play ottomans in my first 5 playthroughs. All hail Allah

A SINGLE MINUTE

90 seconds

We will lose our sleep in your sake bro, dw

Teymur Bagir-Zade, im sorry for you brother you are married :,(

Any Turk bro to compete with me who can win faster on ironman?

Yeah, same Teymur. I played EU4 when I wass 14. Back then Asia was a mess

3 minutes, come on, ive been preparing for this for the past month, give it to me

Jk, 26, and married :'(

THA SOSO TON MARMAROMENO VASILEIA, FOR CONSTANTINOPLE

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYS? EUROPA UNIVERSALIS 5, JUST 4 MINUTES AWAY. EUROPA UNIVERSALIS 5 IS IN 4 MINUTES! WOOHOO! I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION. EUROPA UNIVERSALIS 5! JUST 4 MINUTES AWAY, OH WOW.

i rmemeber plaing eu4 as 13 year old kid, such nice memories. I am 14 now btw

Infinitely Purple Turtles Can you believe it? Europa Universalis 5, just SECONDS AWAY. Europa Universalis 5 is in LITERAL SECONDS! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Europa Universalis 5! SECONDS away, oh wow.

YES I CAN BELIEVE IT! STOP ASKING IF I CAN BELIEVE IT I KNOW EU5 IS MINUTES AWAY FROM RELEASING STOP ASKING MEEEE

or perhaps Worms HRE

I will be playing castile(cuz i cant play my country💔)

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYS? EUROPA UNIVERSALIS 5, JUST 8MINUTES AWAY. EUROPA UNIVERSALIS 5 IS IN 8 MINUTES! WOOHOO! I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION. EUROPA UNIVERSALIS 5! JUST 8 MINUTES AWAY, OH WOW.

I am pretty based, I'll go as byzantium, or perhaps try to locate remainders of Caucasian albania if there are any

The sun will never sleep on the British Empire, nor will I!

Can you believe it guys? Europa Universalis 5, just 10 minutes away. Europa Universalis 5 is in 10 minutes! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Europa Universalis 5! Just 10 minutes away, oh wow.

i plan on playing Brittany first; it's the greatest nation on earth, I can guarantee that

which nation are you playing first, ma bois?

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13 longest minutes in my fucking life

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For God and the Empire!

have you guys had a nice day so far

My wife's boyfriend will be pleased I'll be in my basement for 20 hours a day playing EU5

AAAAAA HEYACANDAN ÖLÜYORUM !!!

I plan on playing Naples first

What country are you gonna play first guys? I might go with Castile 

Can you believe it guys? Europa Universalis 5, just 37 minutes away. Europa Universalis 5 is in 37 minutes! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Europa Universalis 5! Just 37 minutes away, oh wow. 

My daughters boyfriend is gonna see me with all achivements in about 14 years

pleasee paradox i need this, my eu4 is kinda dlc-less

55 minutes until I will be able to heat my room

i need time travel machine for travel 1 hour later

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I WANT IT NOW!!!!

In just a few minutes, I’ll finally find my peace — in the wars and intrigues of Europa Universalis V. I can’t wait to play! Greetings from Austria

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I can't live without this!

Commander_Gree_41st I can't pay rent, but I just set up my pc at the homeless shelter so I can play EU5 Can YOU believe it guys! I will build the Bosnian Empire from the comfort of the homeless shelter, ZA KRALJA, BOGA I BOSNU!

Tarikccix can you believe it? I will fail all my exams because i need and i will play EU5!!! Then my parents will kick me out of the house because instead of studying I rebuilt the Mongol Empire and colonized half of South America RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Can you believe it guys? I belived once, they locked me in a church, a 14th century church, a 14th century church with gods, and gods make me belive. Can you belive it guys?...

Commander_Gree_41st can you believe it? this is GROUNDBREAKING stuff! I quit my construction job so I can make imaginary structures in EU5! This is INSANE! Can you believe it! I'm so excited about EU5, this is revolutionary stuff guys!

Can you believe it guys? Europa Universalis 5, just 3 hours away. Europa Universalis 5 is in 3 hours! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Europa Universalis 5! Just 3 hours away, oh wow. Can you believe it?

No I can’t believe it Tarikccix, this is INSANE! Can’t wait for my game to crash every 5 minutes! I am actually excited. I canceled my plans with my girlfriend to spend the night with EU5

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The moment has come...we can all finally play this masterpiece.

EU5 ABOUT TO BE RELEASED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can you believe it guys? Europa Universalis 5, 14 HOURS AWAY. Europa Universalis 5 is 14 HOURS AWAY! Woohoo! 14 HOURS. Europa Universalis 5! 14 HOURS, oh wow. Can you believe it?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ahhhhhhhhh

I WANT IT NOW!!!!!

EU5 tomorrow.

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I WANT IT NOW!

One of the only games I am looking forward to being a little buggy at launch and watching it grow and change. Usually, very annoying having incomplete games at launch, but for this one I won't wait a year to play. I wanna see its evolution. 

We are so close yet so far

HOLD THE LINE

THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN

@phillips head No we do not know

@John Beam🫡

Whoever got my voodoo doll... uh.. you know...

@John Beam very impressive !!

I be gaming on the little tongue paralyzed device thing. Licking it n shit

@John Beam, keep running yo mouth you f*****

To clarify, I mean that I hope the game comes out and is amazing but all of you here get into terrible accidents that prevent you from manipulating any device that would allow you to play this game.

"The demons of Babylon hide their face from the light." Take notes J. Yang you lil b****.

PLEASE remain civil. We are all excited for the game.

1 Day and 13 hours till EU5. Any1 else feel cheated by daylight savings time ?? It lowk robbed us of an hour.  😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅

I hope none of you are able to play this game.

There will be plenty of EU5 to 🍇 all of us.

Amen!

Imma sacrifice my own ass to play this dumbass game.

J. Yang, suck my J. Wang. F*****. You and your esoteric messages. PMO. 

lame ahh game

Tomas, if it is 1 day and 19 hours, it will be a bit too early to say that. I am gonna post the "1 day away" tomorrow myself

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Phillips head, if I sacrifce your soul I cannot play the game early. Consider that.

Phillips head, if you didnt exist nothing in my life would change. Consider that.

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Franconia Fantastica ⚪️🔴

I have banned phillips head from playing EU5 

Hey J-Beam I appreciate your concern, however, I do not WANT to be virtuous right now. I WANT to  play EU5. I will give up everything I know and love to play this game. 

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Please remain civil Phillips Head! Patience is one of the seven virtues. :smiling_content_face:

i cant WAIT any longer. tell them to release it NOW.

i WANT to play this game; however, i do not WANT to pay the price. WHAT am i supposed to do.

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